samdesantis:

a friendly reminder:
don’t hang out with people that make you feel bad about yourself

(via sorry)

fuckoffcats:

there are mean parents and then there are parents who switch off the wifi at night 

(Source: strocka, via perks-of-being-chinese)

kikmessenger:

*sells meth at taylor swift concert*

*while awkwardly twerking*

(via perks-of-being-chinese)

plasticbagvevo:

"clean your room!"

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(via baracknobama)

wifigodz:

plot twist: another harry potter book comes out about all their kids

(Source: lmaoalien, via baracknobama)

snorlaxatives:

me in the club

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*waves from the window to the wall*

(via sniffing)

sorry:

Silence is golden but duct tape is silver

(via sorry)