floppycat:

*passive aggressive mom dramatically putting away dishes and denying help*

(Source: proshchai, via selfieception)

kingofbear:

when someone says their eyes change colour

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"Like when I’m mad they change from green to dark green"

(via selfieception)

jesussbabymomma:

ITS SO NICE WHEN PEOPLE MAKE AN EFFORT TO TALK TO YOU

(via vvankinq)

gelatins:

by day i am just a regular loser, by night i am the same loser only it’s nighttime

(via kixxinq)