clientsfromhell:

Client: I threw out that black pen, it was out of ink.

Me: What black pen?

Client: The one that was lying on your tablet.

Me: You threw out my $150 Wacom pen?

Client: I tried writing with it and it didn’t work. It must’ve been out of ink.

(via unclefather)

octobore:

wow I can’t believe the Jonas Brothers aren’t brothers anymore

(via baracknobama)

rneerkat:

an sentence like this makes me feel uncomfortable

(via baracknobama)

andrewquo:

I tweeted about going outside and my buddy wanted proof seeimage

but little did he know imageI DIDN’T EVEN GO OUTSIDE

(via baracknobama)

titshemsworth:

pachurz:

partyintheusanus:

HAVE YOU EVER SEEN A SHAVED RABBIT

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Put a hat on it and ask it to bust myths.

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(Source: sorryr, via dutchster)